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No ghost may shriek nor knock nor rattle bowls
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Do not ingest any contents, edible or otherwise, unless you placed it in here yourself!
Now it's YOUR TURN to whisper "Get Out!"
Once fortified against fantasms dyre,
take further steps to chase them from your halls.
Fling Ouija Boards and dolls into the fire.
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Take care when burning Sage, watch close the flame!
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