{"id":437,"date":"2015-11-08T18:40:35","date_gmt":"2015-11-08T23:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipills.com\/?p=437"},"modified":"2020-04-06T10:58:58","modified_gmt":"2020-04-06T14:58:58","slug":"latest-lateness-from-procrastination-central","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antipills.com\/index.php\/2015\/11\/08\/latest-lateness-from-procrastination-central\/","title":{"rendered":"Latest Lateness From Procrastination Central"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Too much time has passed since my last blog entry . . . I shall now feel Awful about it for the next 8 seconds.<br \/>\n( pause ) &#8230;and now I&#8217;m finished.<br \/>\nIs there News? Of Course! . . Since the last entry . . . <span id=\":ux.1\" class=\"J-JK9eJ-PJVNOc\" tabindex=\"-1\" data-g-spell-status=\"2\">AntiPills<\/span>.com was listed on &#8220;Dark Roasted Blend&#8221; ! . . 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A Fine new addition to the Magnificent Mock Medicine<br \/>\nMenagerie.<a href=\"http:\/\/antipills.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/wheaton_reply.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-438\" src=\"http:\/\/antipills.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/wheaton_reply-300x258.jpg\" alt=\"wheaton_reply\" width=\"300\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/antipills.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/wheaton_reply-300x258.jpg 300w, https:\/\/antipills.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/wheaton_reply.jpg 591w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPerhaps though . . the High point that I missed blogging about was a Tweet commented on by none other than <span id=\":ux.6\" class=\"J-JK9eJ-PJVNOc\" tabindex=\"-1\" data-g-spell-status=\"2\">Wil<\/span> <span id=\":ux.7\" class=\"J-JK9eJ-PJVNOc\" tabindex=\"-1\" data-g-spell-status=\"2\">Wheaton<\/span> Himself re: &#8220;<span id=\":ux.8\" class=\"J-JK9eJ-PJVNOc\" tabindex=\"-1\" data-g-spell-status=\"2\">Dwingle<\/span> and <span id=\":ux.9\" class=\"J-JK9eJ-PJVNOc\" tabindex=\"-1\" data-g-spell-status=\"2\">Prunque&#8217;s<\/span><br \/>\nNatural Twenty Tablets&#8221;. 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