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Pizmo & Stankle\u2019s \u201cAnti-Aggravation Pills\u201d<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Baron Malvolio\u2019s \u201cWhoreson Villain Extract\u201d<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Lady Heatherton’s “Tincture of Strumpet”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Rictus Barnfang\u2019s \u201cAnti-Truth Tablets\u201d<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>
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Doctor Boilergrunt’s “Anti-WOMEN Pills”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Madam Zagtangler’s “Anti-MEN Pills”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Dwingle & Prunque’s “Natural Twenty Tablets”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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King Mungo’s “Anti-Death Tablets”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>
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Abner Grabbit’s “Instant Executive Embrocation”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Lisa Wilamina\u2019s \u201cTerror Pills of Deadly, Wretched Horribleness\u201d<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Hunk Holloway’s “Gigolo Drops”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Jethro Ballpeen’s “Instant Handyman Formula”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>
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Lydia Landsinger’s “Luck Loaded Lozenges<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Muriel Cheetbite’s “Anti-Nature Pills”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Ethel Triptomeen’s “Other Land Snuff”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Syrus Wiggler’s “Anti-Invisibility Pills”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>
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Chelsy Chummer’s “Champion Chess Chews”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Jonh Smith’s “Super Spy Supplement”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Tango Rattleback’s “Anti-Ghost Gobules”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div>
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Dame Dingo’s “Anti-Psychic Psalve”<\/h4> <\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>\n <\/div><\/div>
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