{"id":303,"date":"2015-09-05T20:42:30","date_gmt":"2015-09-06T00:42:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antipills.com\/index.php\/checkout\/"},"modified":"2020-04-06T12:14:01","modified_gmt":"2020-04-06T16:14:01","slug":"checkout","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/antipills.com\/index.php\/checkout\/","title":{"rendered":"Checkout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An apology and an update. 06-APRIL-2020<br \/>\nAntipills label sales are temporarily suspended for the foreseeable future.<br \/>\nIf you have seen an amusing label here and are GENUINELY interested in<br \/>\ngetting a copy to print and put on a jar of your own, please send an email to:<\/p>\n<p>info<br \/>\nat<br \/>\nantipills<br \/>\ndot<br \/>\ncom<\/p>\n<p>( I trust you&#8217;ll know better than a spambot how to turn those lines above into an email address. )<\/p>\n<p>and I will simply send it to you at no charge.<br \/>\nFor the curious, a few reasons for the change:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A long-term history of this site costing FAR more than my sales could cover. ( Total sales did not even cover the cost of the SSL )<\/li>\n<li>The automated filters most servers have in place to look for and BLOCK the word &#8220;pill&#8221; appearing in ANY ads or links ( thus blocking my little comedy site entirely from anyone&#8217;s view. Expensive lesson for me. )<\/li>\n<li>Chronic and repeated glitches, breakage, errors and in general a &#8220;broken&#8221; checkout process from the very beginning, whether domestic or international.<\/li>\n<li>My own abysmal failure at promoting these labels and bottles using social media or any other avenue.<\/li>\n<li>If I discover some way to monetize the months of work that went into these labels and bottles, I&#8217;ll try again. My deepest thanks to ALL who were kind enough to make purchases here. 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