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Abner Grabbit – Label Download
Abner Grabbit – Label Download 5.26meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Abner Grabbit’s Instant Executive Embrocation
TAKE CHARGE – TAKE MONEY – TAKE ALL THE CREDIT !!
Become the Envy of all your Scape Goats! Did I Say
“scapegoats” ? I meant “colleagues”
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Baron Malvolio – Label Download
Baron Malvolio – Label Download 5.23meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Baron Malvolio’s Whoreson Villain Extract
Powerful Maniacs In The Know – Always Go With Malvolio!
!! Malevolent Men Munch Mean Medicine !!
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Chelsy Chummer – Label Download
Chelsy Chummer – Label Download 5.29meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Chelsy Chummer’s “Champion Chess Chews”
Choosy Chess Champions Chomp Chummer's!
You Know the Rules. You Know Your Opponents.
Go Thou Brave Chewers and Break BOTH !!
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Dame Dingo – Label Download
Dame Dingo – Label Download 5.22meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It's just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Dame Dingo’s “Anti-Psychic Psalve”
Psychics Surround You! Protect Your Brain!
Slam the Door On Hidden “Madamz” and “Swameez”!
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Doctor Boilergrunt – Label Download
Doctor Boilergrunt – Label Download 5.18meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Doctor Boilergrunt’s Anti-WOMEN Pills
! Take Note Young Man! Women are ON THE PROWL !
!! Dames Beware! These Pills Don't Like You !!
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Dwingle & Prunque – Label Download
Dwingle and Prunque – Label Download 5.23meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Dwingle & Prunque’s Natural Twenty Tablets
Why Tempt Fate? Just Punch It In The Face!
You Are Not at Home to “Mister Random” !
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Ethel Triptomeen – Label Download
Ethel Triptomeen – Label Download 5.30meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Ethel Triptomeen’s Other Land Snuff
!! YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS NEEDS KICKING !!
ACTUAL, REAL-LIFE MEDICAL DOCTORS ! *
* have asked us to go away and leave them alone.
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If you get one of your own, please fill it with something fun!

Hunk Holloway – Label Download
Hunk Holloway – Label Download 5.31meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Hunk Holloway’s Gigolo Drops
Are you prepared to conquer the Fairer Sex ?
Now it is YOUR TURN to be the “Heart Breaker” !
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Jethro Ballpeen – Label Download
Jethro Ballpeen – Label Download 5.16meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Jethro Ballpeen’s Instant Handyman Formula
Eschew All Tradesmen and Send Them Packing!
Many claim that skill does not come in a bottle.
To them, I must emphatically reply: “Shut Up!!”
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John Smith – Label Download
John Smith Super Spy – Label Download 5.33meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It's just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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John Smith’s “Super Spy Supplement”
If you, or any member of your team are caught or killed, don’t come cryin’ to ME. . .
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King Mungo – Label Download
King Mungo – Label Download 5.21meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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King Mungo’s Anti-Death Tablets
Do You Hide a Subtle and Whispering Wish Not to Die?
!! The Grim Reaper Will Be On The Dole !!
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Lady Heatherton – Label Download
Lady Heatherton – Label Download 5.20meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Lady Heatherton’s Tincture of Strumpet
The Way to a man's heart? Who cares about his HEART?
You Too Can Be a Shameless Trollop!
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Lisa Wilamina – Label Download
Lisa Wilamina – Label Download 5.11meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Lisa Wilamina’s Terror Pills of Deadly, Wretched Horribleness
An Experience so Noxious it TAMES the Foulest POISON!
Forests have been cleared of wildlife simply by opening the Jar!!
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If you get one of your own, please fill it with something fun!

Lydia Landsinger – Label Download
Lydia Landsinger – Label Download 5.31meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Lydia Landsinger’s Luck Loaded Lozenges
The fault lies not in ourselves, but In our stars! We're Blameless!
Packed With Activated Positivium Particles!
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Madam Zagtangler – Label Download
Madam Zagtangler – Label Download 5.23meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Madam Zagtangler’s Anti-MEN Pills
STOP Kissing Frogs Young Lady! Belong to Yourself!
!BEWARE MR. CREEP! THESE PILLS DETEST YOU!
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If you get one of your own, please fill it with something fun!

Muriel Cheetbite – Label Download
Muriel Cheetbite – Label Download 5.26meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Muriel Cheetbite’s Anti-Nature Pills
Send “Mother Nature” Back To The HELL From Whence She Came !!
NATURE BE DAMNED! HUMANS EAT CHEMICALS!
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Pizmo and Stankle – Label Download
Pizmo and Stankle – Label Download 5.05meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Pizmo and Stankle’s Anti-Aggravation Pills
A Panacea For The New Millennium!
Fight Aggravation With SCIENCE!!
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If you get one of your own, please fill it with something fun!

Rictus Barnfang – Label Download
Rictus Barnfang – Label Download 5.24meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Rictus Barnfang’s Anti-Truth Tablets
What Wonder Hath The March of Science Wrought?!
Defeat Your Addiction to Facts!
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If you get one of your own, please fill it with something fun!

Syrus Wiggler – Label Download
Syrus Wiggler – Label Download 5.33meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It’s just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
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Syrus Wiggler’s “Anti-Invisibility Pills”
The Meek Shall Inherit Exactly Two Things: Jack and Squat!
It's Time For Others to Be Shoved out of YOUR way!
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If you get one of your own, please fill it with something fun!

Tango Rattleback – Label Download
Tango Rattleback – Label Download 5.35meg
This is an instantly downloadable zip file that includes your high resolution label image plus full instructions for printing and putting the label on your own jar or bottle.
The file is Identical to the one I print for making the completed Anti-Pills Bottle.
It can be re-sized in any paint program to fit containers of other sizes.
You can download the file as many times as you wish. Your download link will remain active for a year.
Once downloaded, make as many back-up copies as you wish!
( It's just a high resolution picture file. PNG format. )
Height:
1050 pixels which is also 3-1/2 inches and also equals 8.89cm.
Width:
2700 pixels which is also 9 inches and also equals 22.86cm
Print resolution: 300 dpi
Want more info about about creating your own AntiPills Bottle with this label? ( Click Here! )